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Halo to U, I'm Jiawei, born on 24th feb
Favourite Sports: Judo(CCA), Basketball, Soccer, anythin' fun ;D
RI2Q '09
Sunday, September 14, 2008
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5:39 AM
小时候:小学的时候老师在台上讲"帅"的含义,我听不懂,同桌的女孩子红着脸传给我一面镜子,那一刹间,我明白了
还有小的时候躲在厕所里吸烟，被老师抓到，老师问我为什么吸烟，我低下头，深沉的回答：祖国未统一，心情很郁闷！very funny jokes...............nvm if u dun get it thr is moreQ. What's Beethoven doing in his grave?A. De-composing.The Blind ManTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior was that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there was a knock at the door. "Who is it?" called one of the nuns."Blind man," replied a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room; they open the door."Nice boobs," said the man. "Where do you want these venetian blinds to be hung?"
