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Halo to U, I'm Jiawei, born on 24th feb
Favourite Sports: Judo(CCA), Basketball, Soccer, anythin' fun ;D
RI2Q '09
Monday, September 15, 2008
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2:03 AM
teacher's bdayIt was the nursery teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift.The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She held it and said "I guess that it is flowers". "How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She laughed and thanked him.The second student, whose parents own a sweet shop, gave her a present. She held it and said, "I guess that is some sweets.""How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She again laughed and thanked him also.The third student, whose parents own a wine outlet, gave her a box which was leaking. The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Mmmmm is it wine?" she asked."No," said the little girl.So she tasted it again. "Is it Champagne?" she asked."No," replied the little girl, "It is a puppy."George had responded to a call from his attorney, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked."Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.""That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news.""The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
